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1050kj to calories Jokes

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Sports Pick Up Lines
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Funny Running Quotes
"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
Funny Health Quotes
"If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor."

- Christiaan Barnard
Food Quotes
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
Funny Yoga Quotes
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
Air Travel Quotes
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
Alien Puns
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Toaster Puns
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Twinkle twinkle little pie,
You squash my willpower like a fly.
You look so innocent and so sweet,
Convince my lips that we should meet.
You are a relentless flirt,
Oh no, we had indecent dessert.

Twinkle twinkle help appears,
A Stevia leaf erased my fears.
It made my willpower a superhero,
As for calories it has zero.
Twinkle twinkle Truvia™ star,
It has natural sweetness I love just what you are.
(Michael Hack)
Corny Jokes
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
Space Puns
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.