My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are one well-defined function!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.