The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.