Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.