According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Baby, you rock my world!
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.