Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are the square to my root.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You are one well-defined function!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?