I want to stick to you like glucose.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.