My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You are the square to my root.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.