Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You have one compact set.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You are one well-defined function!
You're hotter than a data center!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.