You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Baby, you rock my world!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You're hotter than a data center!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!