Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I less than three you.
You are one well-defined function!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You are the square to my root.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You're hotter than a data center!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.