Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I think my heart just lagged.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You're hotter than a data center!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!