Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Baby, you rock my world!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.