Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!