I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.