I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You are one well-defined function!
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.