Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I think my heart just lagged.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.