Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You have one compact set.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I less than three you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Baby, you rock my world!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.