Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You have one compact set.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You're hotter than a data center!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.