My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Baby, you rock my world!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You have one compact set.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are one well-defined function!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!