I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You're hotter than a data center!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You have one compact set.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Baby, you rock my world!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?