Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You're hotter than a data center!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You are one well-defined function!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!