Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Baby, you rock my world!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I less than three you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You are the square to my root.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.