Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You are one well-defined function!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I less than three you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You have one compact set.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.