You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I think my heart just lagged.
You are the square to my root.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I love all of your stratified layers!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I less than three you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.