Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I think my heart just lagged.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You have one compact set.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.