I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I think my heart just lagged.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You're hotter than a data center!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!