Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I think my heart just lagged.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You're hotter than a data center!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are one well-defined function!
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.