If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Baby, you rock my world!
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You are the square to my root.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.