I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I think my heart just lagged.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.