Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You have one compact set.
Baby, you rock my world!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I less than three you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You are the square to my root.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.