My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Baby, you rock my world!
You're hotter than a data center!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!