Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”