Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I think my heart just lagged.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You have one compact set.
I less than three you.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.