Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Science Pick Up Lines

Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You have one compact set.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.