If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You're hotter than a data center!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Baby, you rock my world!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I less than three you.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.