If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You're hotter than a data center!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I think my heart just lagged.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!