I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I less than three you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!