According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are the square to my root.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!