I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are one well-defined function!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You are the square to my root.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.