My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You're hotter than a data center!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You have one compact set.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.