I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are one well-defined function!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.