Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I love all of your stratified layers!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?