You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You have one compact set.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I love all of your stratified layers!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.