You are the square to my root.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Baby, you rock my world!
I think my heart just lagged.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I less than three you.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I love all of your stratified layers!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You have one compact set.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.