I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You have one compact set.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You are one well-defined function!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!