Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You're hotter than a data center!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You are the square to my root.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I think my heart just lagged.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.