You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.