Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.