I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You are the square to my root.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Baby, you rock my world!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.