You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?