Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Science Pick Up Lines

You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?