Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.