What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.