Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.