What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.