Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.