Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.