Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.