Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.