What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.