Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.