With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.