The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.