With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.