What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.