There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.