What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.