A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.