Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.