What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.