What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.