What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?