Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.