Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.