The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.