Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.