Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”