There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.