What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.