When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.