What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?