What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.