What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.