When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”