What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.