I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
All stereos are so typical.
What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
What did the phone say to the radio when they met for a date?
This is AUXhilarating
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
I bought an old stereo.
My wife has her doubts, but I think it's a sound investment.
All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos...
When will they stop stereotyping?
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?
They're on air now
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.