With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.