Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Your lab or my lab?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.