I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your name is insert name here?