You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You are my density!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Your name is insert name here?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.