Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I can turn your software into hardware.