I want to read you from cover to cover.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I can turn your software into hardware.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You are my density!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Your name is insert name here?