According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
You are the object of my preposition.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!