Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You are the object of my preposition.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Your name is insert name here?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Your lab or my lab?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.