Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You are the object of my preposition.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You are my density!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Your name is insert name here?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Your lab or my lab?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.