"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Your lab or my lab?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You are my density!