Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You’re more special than relativity.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Your name is insert name here?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You are my density!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.