Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You’re more special than relativity.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.