Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.