Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Your lab or my lab?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.