If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You’re more special than relativity.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.