My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.