Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Your lab or my lab?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!