I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You are my density!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Your name is insert name here?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Your lab or my lab?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.