You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I want to read you from cover to cover.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You are the object of my preposition.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?