There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You are my density!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Your lab or my lab?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.