You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Your name is insert name here?
You are the object of my preposition.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I can turn your software into hardware.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.