Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You are my density!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Your name is insert name here?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.