I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You’re more special than relativity.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.