Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Your lab or my lab?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?