Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Your lab or my lab?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You’re more special than relativity.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.