Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You are the object of my preposition.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.