Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Your lab or my lab?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.