Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You are the object of my preposition.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You’re more special than relativity.
You are my density!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.