Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Your name is insert name here?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Your lab or my lab?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You are the object of my preposition.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.