You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You are my density!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Your lab or my lab?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I want to read you from cover to cover.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.