If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Your lab or my lab?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.