I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?