Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I can turn your software into hardware.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Your name is insert name here?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.