Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Your name is insert name here?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.