My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your lab or my lab?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.