If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Your name is insert name here?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Your lab or my lab?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.