Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You’re more special than relativity.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz