If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You are the object of my preposition.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Your lab or my lab?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.