Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Your name is insert name here?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I can turn your software into hardware.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?