Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.