I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You’re more special than relativity.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?