"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Your name is insert name here?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You are my density!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.