If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.