Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You are my density!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.