My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.