Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz