I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You are the object of my preposition.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You are my density!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.