Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

You are my density!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.