I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.