Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!