Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.