Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.