What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.