What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You seem a little mer-mad.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
I think you're mer-mazing.
Don't fork-get your manners.
You really mermaid my day.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You mermaid to go far.