Mermaid Puns

These puns are simply mer-mazing!

Mermaid Puns

Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You really mermaid my day.
You mermake me happy.
You mermaid to go far.
Wish upon a starfish.
We were mermaid for each other.
Fishing you a happy day.
Call me on the shellphone.