What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render