King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.