What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.