I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.