Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.