What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.