What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.