What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.