There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver