What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!