Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.