Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.