What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.