In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.