My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver