I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time