Medieval Puns

We dare you not to laugh at these middle age puns.

Medieval Puns

Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.