It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver