The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!