Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.