What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
A brief Wellington
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.
Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
It's half empty.
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last...
a decent punchline"
Lost my bread knife the other day..
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldn’t see any future in it.
Got a puncture in my tyre the other day. Think it was at the fork in the road.