What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldn’t have been made
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
I'm going around with a bent knife, so that when I'm short on time, I can cut corners.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
An invalid.
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.