My bedroom now has a stained glass window....
A pigeon just flew right into it.
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
While cooking, I asked my wife if we have any Sage. She said "We have some ground sage"
I asked her "Do we have any sage that's not on the floor?"
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
This remains to be seen.
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
I'm taking indian cooking classes, because
I'm just so curryous about it.