What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!