"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.