What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.