Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.